Brace Yourselves

This is what I have had to deal with this morning........
I am starting to hate living in the country.My yard has been infiltrated with moles. I have tried traps , gum and chemicals- yes chemicals, because all else has failed. And now Baby Oskar, the monkey dog, found a dead one and I have to touch it and get rid of it.
Can you see his long nails and pink skin colored spouty nose and flipper hands? I cant get a good shot but Im sure you get the picture.
Gross.Gross.Gross.
Help!!!!